Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

fuck yeah man

it’s only taken like all day but i have finally figured out a way to make this shit work

now time to actually make this fucking presentation


“Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.” ― Marcus AureliusMeditations

"Date yourself. Take yourself out to eat. Don’t share your popcorn at the movies with anyone. Stroll around an art museum alone. Fall in love with canvases. Fall in love with yourself."

— (via psych-facts)




#this is it this is american television

that all happened in under 2 minutes

this is honestly a spiritual experience

You have a butt and I have a pair of hands gosh what a coincidence




does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder


  • person: you're really pretty
  • me: are you making fun of me